THE PELOSI TRAVEL PROBLEM...
As you no doubt have heard, prima donna
Nancy Pelosi, the new 'Shrieker of the House',
who is not content to fly via commercial airlines,
like you and I have to do...
(...nor even to stop to refuel between
Washington, D.C. and San Francisco),
has been lobbying the U.S. Military
pretty hard for 'special arrangements'...
...for a plane to be placed at her disposal,
with greater capabilities than her (Republican)
predecessor had used, and perhaps
even larger than the one the President uses...
...(the '747'... 'Air Force One').
...We are pleased to announce however, that
after a careful examination of the situation,
we may well have... at last... come up with
an 'appropriate solution'
to the Speaker's travel problems...